Apple Watch 2 Will Be Released In June According to Questionable Sources
“It’s like they aren’t even trying anymore,” said anonymous sources of ill-repute. “Journalists are more like untrained bloggers with their heads up their arses,” this unnamed source said in a nearly obvious fake Scottish accent.
Apple Watch sold well enough to make any company proud. If you sold 15 million of a $400 device, that only cost you half that to make, you would be happy. Apple on the otherhand is graded on a curve. Sure, this is 5 times as many as the Amazon Echo thingy, and Apple actually made a profit, but remember, Amazon = Succsessful, AAPL =DOOMED!